I’m not exactly sure what Clemson University officials were thinking when they voted on a mascot, but there’s got to be a better-looking, more sober tiger mascot available than Clemson’s Tiger.
What made them think that those yellow eyes on that small Tiger head looked ferocious?
Why did they make the head that small?
It wouldn’t be that bad if his head wasn’t as small and he actually looked bathed at least half of the time.
But instead, he looks like a Tiger that hasn’t got much sleep, along with not taking a shower his entire lifetime.
Why does he look so ugly? I get it, the yellow eyes are supposed to be intimidating. Most of the time they are intimidating, to a certain degree.
But on that mascot?? I mean LSU fans have started a GoFundMe to buy you a new mascot. Maybe because, even drunk cajuns realize that the Clemson Tiger is absolutely horrendous.
You expect to have a dynasty? Okay, well you have the coach, the players, equipment and so much more.
But the one thing you are lacking is a mascot. Maybe if you would accept the Cajuns offer, they could help you build a dynasty. I mean, it’s worth the chance. It can’t get much worse.
Come on Clemson, you gotta do better.